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guttermuffin

sad young girl with no morals and values
she will do anything true guttermuffin I tell ya.
by pappyred December 7, 2011
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GutterCon

A sad sci-fi/comic book convention that barely happened. No guest speakers you've ever heard of, and a dealer's room like a Goodwill.
Sell all your toys from your mom's basement at next week's GutterCon, taking place in a moldy hotel near an airport.
by mortis fugit May 16, 2014
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gudderman

Man with tongue and Dick of a god
Shit he made ex look like a bitch. He is a gudderman
by Clutch Williams March 6, 2017
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Putterman

One who enjoys golf so much that they could be known as the “Putter-Man”.
“Who’s coming to golf today?”
I don’t know but Putterman is definitely coming.”
by UrbanCra1g64 July 24, 2017
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Gutterballs

The state one experiences when their mind is roaming, or "in the gutter", which results in a subsequent erection. The lack of release results in Blue Balls, ergo, Gutterballs.
I was thinking about trisha the other day in calc and I got the most painful Gutterballs i've ever had in my life.
by Sticky Steven June 5, 2018
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Gutterball

A disappointment or missed opportunity; an effort which leads to complete failure. The term is frequently utilized to infer unconditional defeat, or in describing feelings of resigned, chronic dispair. As in bowling, there can be a prolonged experience of knowing the failure has occurred but take some brief moments to conclude (the ball may roll to the gutter at the top of the lane), and lumber to miss any bowling pins at length.
Manny: ‘What’s with the attitude Moe? You’ve been a regular Mr. Negativity all week’

Moe: ‘Ah Jeez Manny, my life’s one big gutterball’
by Maxbatista May 16, 2019
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Gutterball

Sexual act in which male takes testicle and shoves it down a laid down woman or man's butt crack. The laid down woman or man squeezes his/her butt cheeks together with great force. The man performing the act then puts one foot on the laid down woman or man and pulls the testicle all the way down the butt crack and shoves it into the laid down woman or man's anus.
"I gutterballed my wife too hard last night, and now one ball is much lower than the other."
by sandman76 December 4, 2020
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