Grumble surf

Searching the internet for 'grumble' - grot, indecent images, smut and/or pornography.

N.B. Not to be confused with 'Grumble Serf' - a porn servant, 'cumpanion', or 'rut-monkey'.

"Mam, can you get some tissues when you're at the shops? I fancy a bit of a one-handed grumble surf a bit later. You told me off last time when I didn't wipe down afterwards."

internet pornography masturbation grumble mags self abuse perversion grot-mongering mummy

by Carlos Poco-Caliente July 29, 2010

Grumbleslave

When your slave sucks down your grumble

My grumbleslave is a little faggot who sucks my grumble.

by Grimbon January 15, 2018

Grumpledickskin

The troll. Has a very wrinkly winky that can only be smoothed out by special fairy witches

Grumpledickskin craves only the smoothness of the boob

by Fuzzbotte July 28, 2022

Humble Grumble

sub standard porn substitute that is commonly found in the average house.

gary glitter uses the mothercare catalogue as humble grumble having been banned from using the internet and being within 500 miles of a school. also could be the underwear section of the littlewoods cataolgue used by teenage boys.

by carl duncan April 3, 2009

Barney Gumbled

To end up so drunk you seem like your imitating Barney Gumble from the Simpsons.

Bob "wanna hit the town for a few tonight?"

Dave " Yeah lets get completely Barney Gumbled!"

by fishphoenix June 28, 2011

Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

by Dave July 14, 2003

grumble

The act of simultaneously pressing the left and right arrow keys on the keyboard whilst playing Bubble Trouble (on Miniclip). Usually appears to be a swift back and forth motion or sliding dance.

kid1: dude quit doing the grumble and play the game!!!
kid2: but you totally stole all my bubbles!

by fromthesaad October 13, 2010