Gradeslave

A gradeslave is very similar to a wageslave, except they are still in school. These people pretty much dedicate themselves to getting good grades and are "stuck in the matrix". They have also been completely conditioned by society. These types of people usually end up in a dead end job, as a wageslave, working for someone who had worse grades than them who have "escaped the matrix". It is also generally rare that these people take risks and actually have lives. The people who they work for generally work much less than them and make much more. Parents, teachers, and the media generally promote people in school to be gradeslaves. Gradeslaves normally are the "smart" kids in school with very good grades.

Kid with good grades: I am going to end up very successful because I have got the best grades in this school.

Kid with bad grades: No, dumbass, you were a complete gradeslave and you will become a wageslave.

Kid with good grades: You will be working for me in the future.

**15 years later**

Kid with good grades: I just got a job high paying job at a large company. I now work only 40 hours a week and make 150k a year.

Kid with bad grades: You work for me now, I maybe work a few hours a week and I make millions of dollars.

by disappointmentdaddy November 6, 2022

contractor grade weed

A very poor grade of marijuana mostly smoked by those in the contracting business (not the contractors but rather their cheap ass employees).

Man that was definitely some shitty contractor grade weed.

by Bubba & Rawhyde December 6, 2006

weapons grade stupidity

Tech-support slang for customer intelligence that is so low it poses a severe hazard to those who come in contact with it. Some times abbreviated as WGS.

Did you hear about that user on the second floor who managed to force an Ethernet cable into a laptop's USB port? Fried the computer and it had to be replaced. I don't care who you are... that's some weapons grade stupidity right there.

by Rbp-7-(Ooz) July 17, 2017

Road Grader

An offensive lineman in the sport of Football (American) who punishes defenders as a run blocker. Road graders dominate at the point of attack, paving the way for an effective ground game. They will run over you or they will run through you. A true road grader plays with a mean streak, finishing blocks and playing through the whistle.

When they need a 1st down, the Giants run behind their LG Will Hernandez out of UTEP. Guy is an absolute road grader.

by HeavyHandedBrawler January 11, 2019

Grade A asshole

A person that is very good at being an asshole

Person 1~Damn hes an asshole
Person 2~Hell yea hes a Grade A Asshole
Person 1~Lol

by QveenSapphire May 13, 2016

Contractor Grade

A particularly interesting term in that its two different meanings are indicative of opposite ends of the quality continuum.

1. When used to refer to tools of the trade that might be used by contractors, this term is used to indicate tools that are very rugged and of the highest quality.

2. When used to refer to the equipment & materials that a contractor, when left to his own devices, will install in a house or building, this term means the least expensive materials the contractor could get his hands on to get the job done.

1 - Look at this hammer - it's contractor grade.

2 - Just install some contractor grade cabinets; we don't have to live in it.

by No way I'm giving you my name. July 4, 2008

the 7th grade emo phase

The "Emo years" usually lasting from age 12-16. This phase includes dyeing hair, feeling like no one understands you and listening to punk rock or punk rock music from 1990-2009. These little shits can be found at hot topic or sitting alone outside with earbuds in and hair hanging over their eyes.

"Do you want to hang out with Mark?"
"No, he just started the 7th grade emo phase and won't go outside to achieve pasty pale skin."

by nerd is the werd February 9, 2015