a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.
Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help
by himolton April 22, 2024
Get the certified goonermug. Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.
by Niju2 May 12, 2024
Get the Goonermug. by IMawordmaker20 November 14, 2024
Get the Goonermug. If you are an indian from the South whose first name is Blaze. Smelly indian, who goes on weather app when around the huzz and yaps when there is bruzz only. One who makes his voice louder when the huzz talk close to him.
by person0927 December 3, 2024
Get the Goonermug. by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024
Get the Goonermug. commonly refers to guys that have a blue car that constantly breaks and is falling apart, usually have a name like callum
by cookie fella May 9, 2025
Get the Goonermug. by suckrforme May 28, 2024
Get the Gooner Handshakemug.