grioten

holy glockamole I have never heard someone with a deeper voice that can rap

grioten can rap frfr

bro did you listen to grioten over the summer?
what? I cant hear you over the grioten blasting in my earbuds

by himolton April 25, 2024

how to get the hoes

you don't

why can't I I know how to get the hoes?

because you are on urban dictionary

by himolton April 29, 2024

himolton

a man that is adicted to Hamilton and is the rizzler at the same time

bro, did you finish Hamilton yet?
ok himothy, you have coined a new term aka himolton

by himolton April 25, 2024

roboquest

One of the best indie games to come across my Xbox to be honest

I love smashing little robots while giving a floating sunfish backshots

bro should I get roboquest? it seems like a cool game

yes brother get it, its too fun

by himolton April 25, 2024

mgrr

mgrr is the best video game ever created with the best video game soundtrack ever created to back it up.

bro I played mgrr over the weekend and I had the bestest of times blud
who the hell are you and why are you in my house?????

by himolton April 25, 2024

certified gooner

a certified gooner is someone that is open about their addiction to gooning and prolbably has a 30 hour streak of gooning to pornography on the weekend. this person is so down bad for the hub that they even watch it in school, at home, in the car, and more. this person will stay a virgin forever if they do not quit their gooning soon, before it is too late.

Gooner: dude I just stayed up all day over the weekend watching some Angela white and jonny sins going at it
random civil person: 'dials 911' there is a certified gooner on the streets terrorizing the public send help

by himolton April 22, 2024

certified gooner

a person who goons all the time. by all the time I mean all the time. I mean they have a 34 hour gooning streak over the weekend, and they wonder why they are tired all the time. they goon in school, in work (if they manage to get a job) they goon at home most often and they even goon at family gatherings.

dog, i managed to goon for 78 hours a couple days ago
so that's why you weren't at school you certified gooner, and stop looking at my tits loser
But why? I am the epiphony of rizz
i will let you think that
wanna be my sex toy?
*dials 911

by himolton April 25, 2024