Google Expert

–noun

1. a person who has special skill to use Google during conversation to research a topic and pass that information off as their own.

–adjective

2. possessing special skill to Google information for the purposes of throwing it into ones adversaries face even though they have no previous knowledge of their own.

I was talking to Dave the "High School Dropout," turned, "Google Expert." I spoke about the astrophysics class I was taking, and referenced the speed of light at 300 million meters per second. Dave said nothing and turned to Google. Soon after he replies, "Actually no. The speed of light is 299 792 458 meters per second."

by Zimquats July 24, 2010

nmmi goggles

Similar to beer goggles, but these goggles are centralized to a school in Roswell New Mexico. Male Cadets will see regularly unattractive females good enough. After attending New Mexico Military Institute the aquisition of said goggles usually occurs anywhere between 1-3 weeks of attendance. The goggles progressively worsen with time spent at the school.

"Bro why did you fuck that ratchet she was a 5 out 10 at best"

"It was the Nmmi goggles man, I thought she was a 7!"

by Cadet Fuqboi September 7, 2014

Mom goggles

Like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer's vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. Works with looks, intelligence and skills.

Mom: Oh my little girl is the best in her dance class! She jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!

Friend: Um... Are we looking at the same kid? I think you've got your mom goggles on.

by danca gurl December 5, 2010

gogglebox

British slang for the television set

Bloody hell Cyril don't you do anything besides sit in front of that damn gogglebox!

by Fritz February 17, 2004

google admin

A person in the role of administrating or running servers, whose lack of knowledge to perform their tasks is compensated by 'google-ing' for instructions.

The admin for our servers is so uneducated, he is a google admin.

by Cybrboi2k October 3, 2010

google bluff

Speaking authoritatively about a topic while holding your phone as if you just googled the answer.

Sandy: What is Madonna's real name?
Mike: I think it's Grace.
Rob: <holding and tapping phone> Oh, it says right here, Madonna's real name is Shirley Madonna.

Sandy: Are you google bluffing us?!

by Pflugbunny June 2, 2016

scrub goggles

Secondary to working long periods in a healthcare setting resulting in sexual deprivation and a distortion of one's standards, scrub goggles is a phenomenon in which physically unattractive males wearing scrubs start to appear beautiful.

I must have had scrub goggles on, 'cause Dr. Smith did not look good when we went out to dinner.

by CThumbelina February 14, 2012