Gonk

To steal a few moments of deep sleep in the middle of the day

"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"

"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"

by i2oo March 20, 2013

Gonka

A gonka Issa person who does retarded stuff or is juss janky for no reason. Usually acts idiotic or makes dumb jokes that only Dey think r funny. Acts silly, sometimes they r amusing buh eventually gets irritated. Gonka is used as an insult, not a compliment.

Guy: “Did you see Ashley dumb ass?”
Friend: “Yea she always actin silly , she a damn gonka.”

by @Trippy.nana February 25, 2018

gonk

In 80's Northern Ireland it was a synonym for underpants.

"Ma, have you seen me gonks?"

by Jeff Spencer September 12, 2008

gonkor

the best weed in the world. this weed looks like it is about to smoke you.... its that good.

wow we got some straight gonkor from this guy

by harry karie December 23, 2009

gonk

Australian English To sleep, generally after a big night on the turps

hey Rich, I'm smashed, going to gonk on your couch tonight, will try not to piss on the floor

by Smegger goatse 12 November 30, 2016

Ghonk

A very stupid and annoying man. Also has a very very small dink.

You're such a ghonk!

by JoannaTheGoanna May 11, 2018

GONK

GONK is a being beyond perception and puny mortals that u can't even understand the super sexy big GONK Not to be confused with GONK who is a fag

Skinnypenis-Did u hear that GONK had the sexiest GONKEST pennis imaginable Normal ING Normie-yes Skinnypennis now let me suck ur Skinnypennis which is defiantly not small just skinny

by Skinnypennis_ July 27, 2018