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gerber

def 1.)
A name started by Hersey kids from mt prospect. was first used to describe the lil buddy named pete, whose face looked somewhat similair to the picture of the baby on the gerber baby food bottles.
def 2.)
has since evolved to describe anything shitty, puny, fatty, or babyish. not good.
ex. 1)
#1- Yo damn gerber! u smoked that whole blunt man?
PETE- thats nuthin man, im the fukin gerbilius montilius.

ex. 2)
- Yo man, look at that little gerber cat. its so fat and ugly!
by patrick quante September 18, 2005
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Gerberlids

The abnormality of concave eye sockets to the extreme when eyes become non-visible, resembling a skeleton skull-like appearance.
Gerberlids resemble someone who paints their face on Halloween like a skull.
by Jose Rumbass September 7, 2007
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gerbilectomy

A medical procedure involving the removal of a dead gerbil from a feltchers rectum.

How the rodent gets there is very usually a non-accidental state of affairs - despite whatever protestations to the opposite the sufferer may claim. e.g. "I slipped over in the pet shop and fell down in bucket of gerbils."

The rodent's death throws as it suffocates are alledged to give pleasure to the 'gerbil stuffer'. Sometimes, other rodents such as a mouse or hamster are analy inserted too.
"Richard Gere had a gerbilectomy last month after a marathon feltching session in Pets 'R' Us - that's why he's carrying around that colostomy bag."
by Ernest Penfold July 3, 2006
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gorble

A monster that copies everybody, usually a red haired monster. Has a beard and a mustache and only wears black clothes. There is only one. Beware of the gorble. Usually a really bad friend. Very ugly.
1: WOAH! Did you see that?
2:Duh. That was a gorble..
1:Dont become friends with it.
by gorble_beware February 20, 2011
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Gerbling

The process of dipping a tampon in alcohol and inserting it in ones rectum. The name coming from the tampons appearance simularitys to a little white mouse. And the actual act of shoving it up your ass. Not unlike the act of gerbling with a rodent and a tube. The alcohol is absorbed faster and easier than being consumed.
Hey babe give me a tampon i wanna do some gerbling before class.
by Supermac1232 January 11, 2011
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gorble

Verb; An attempt to speak while deepthroating a penis.

Gorbling; My girlfriend prefers gorbling to giving a hummer.
I was getting some head while thinking out loud about dinner. My girlfriend started to gorble and almost vomited.
by KittenZombie666 January 28, 2017
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Gerbie

A boy who speaks in only negatives. No one even knows if he speaks any English at all.
Jeez is that even English? What a gerbie
by Ain’t Not Ern May 16, 2018
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