Schrödinger's Gantt

A project plan which is loose and high level with no constraints on the client while simultaneously highly detailed and precise.

“Claire, you can’t be prescriptive with the timeframes for the client but you need a precise plan including every task with defined resources and dates”

"You mean you want Schrödinger's Gantt?"

by Talgarthe May 7, 2021

Gan’t

Unable to do something for homosexual reasons.

“Do you want to go to Legends tonight?”

“I gan’t I’ve already hooked up with everyone there.”

by Gwornt April 24, 2022

ganter

An ostrich wearing fishnet stockings.

Oh, how I dream of being a ganter and running free on the savanna.

by Nadnerb November 10, 2005

Gantt

A unit of measurement meaning quite large and heavy, while being exceptionally awesome!

Dude, you're such a GANTT!

by dirfmyer liggins March 1, 2009

Ganto

Creature of the night, Can be seen letching at girls when ever they are near to him.

Ganto was staring right at her breasts blatently.

by Commie March 27, 2003

ganter

some one whos like tryin to be cool and showin off infrotn of ppl

luke your a ganter like sitten in the gabage is aa cry 4 a ttention

by Jose malino May 3, 2005

ganta

a new slang word dat means gangsta. dont OD on usin it. refer to ur self.

ayo man, you now ganta, i am.

by acie May 7, 2005