fud features

1. someone that looks like a fanny

2. scottish term used with awright as a friendly greeting

1. check fud features over there, what a daft arse

2. p1: awright fud features hows it gaun ?
p2: aye no bad baw jaws whits eh hampden ?

by bigbobbreakdance January 12, 2009

Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.

Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.

by Raunchers November 3, 2019

FOKEN FUD

Something an angry Irishman calls you over discord when you're using the wrong chat.

''THERE IS A FUKIN CHAT FOR THAT CRAP YA FOKEN FUD''

by Ey bosse September 4, 2017

fud valve

The bit of female anatomy urine is ejected from.

Morag: ever tried to do a pee in the shower senga ?

Senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water.
Morag: i do it in the bath all the time.

Senga: submerged is fine.

by idiotson September 24, 2013

fud grout

cum, spunk

Emma loves being filled with fud grout

by Knossos July 10, 2010

fud muncher

A lady who enjoys the taste of a ladies parts.

My wife left me as she turned out to be a dirty fud muncher!

by Martin Harkins July 28, 2006

The Biggest Fud

Commonly used by whipped lads to describe their girlfriend in a joking manner.

Did you know that Kenzie is the biggest fud?

by LeBiggestFud June 30, 2020