fud features

1. someone that looks like a fanny

2. scottish term used with awright as a friendly greeting

1. check fud features over there, what a daft arse

2. p1: awright fud features hows it gaun ?
p2: aye no bad baw jaws whits eh hampden ?

by bigbobbreakdance January 12, 2009

fud valve

The bit of female anatomy urine is ejected from.

Morag: ever tried to do a pee in the shower senga ?

Senga: dont be daft morag, everybody knows the fud valve doesnt work under running water.
Morag: i do it in the bath all the time.

Senga: submerged is fine.

by idiotson September 24, 2013

Fud goblin

Small wretched creature which lurks within the depths of a stinky meat cave occasionally appearing at the surface to lick up crusty cum embedded in the pubic hair.

Rachel’s fanny is that horrific that it has attracted a fud goblin which has taken residence within.

by Raunchers November 3, 2019

FOKEN FUD

Something an angry Irishman calls you over discord when you're using the wrong chat.

''THERE IS A FUKIN CHAT FOR THAT CRAP YA FOKEN FUD''

by Ey bosse September 4, 2017

fud grout

cum, spunk

Emma loves being filled with fud grout

by Knossos July 10, 2010

fud muncher

A lady who enjoys the taste of a ladies parts.

My wife left me as she turned out to be a dirty fud muncher!

by Martin Harkins July 28, 2006

The Biggest Fud

Commonly used by whipped lads to describe their girlfriend in a joking manner.

Did you know that Kenzie is the biggest fud?

by LeBiggestFud June 30, 2020