fruticious

someone who seems to be or is acting gay..

That boy is fruticious, look at the way he walks.

by neonxrain October 13, 2009

Fruitbear

An adjective used to describe someone, usually a male, who is incredibly socially awkward and has no shot of obtaining females.

"Look at that Fruitbear over there, thinking he's snazzy with his trombone and his band outfit"

by WhatisthisIdonteven September 19, 2012

Mexican Fruitcake

The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.

I haven't seen my sister in years, so this Christmas, I'll send her a Mexican Fruitcake.

by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010

Louisiana Fruit Stick

First, a male puts on a brown cloth to represent Fred Flinstone and then he engages with a female. After performing anal with a female, the male then proceeds to shove his penis inside a pineapple while twisting his nipples and screaming the names of every fruit known to man kind.

"Nothing gets me wetter than a man performing a Louisiana fruit stick!" - Every attractive bitch

by Louisiana fruit stick October 17, 2014

Fruit Juice

when a man pees inside a woman's vagina or a man's asshole while having intercourse

I would've told him what kind of fruit juice I liked, but I didn't realize he liked that kind of fruit juice.

by cakepop1 February 28, 2017

Social Fruitfly

Like a social butterfly, without any charm or beauty. An unwanted pest.

My manager is a social fruitfly. All he does is talk and never does any work.

by angry social worker July 10, 2010

John Frusciante

An incredible guitarist and amazing human being, John Frusciante worked with the Red Hot Chili Peppers on five of their studio albums since the death of guitarist Hillel Slovak in 1988. He has the greatest skill of any guitar player today and has great backing vocals. He cares deeply for the music, and doesn't like the fame or excessive paychecks, hence, he doesn't tour or promote his solo albums.

Who is that guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers who looks like Jesus?

It's John Frusciante, the greatest alternative rock guitarist ever, and also just one of the best musicians of all time.

by FACE JINHURTONS August 18, 2010