Skip to main content

Dancing Fossils

By definition Dancing Fossils is a somewhat common sight you will see in warm weather retirement communities. Retirees can be seen hitting the dance floor of their favorite bar dancing to an old tune from their past . Hence they are dubbed Dancing Fossils by the locals.
eg Hey Larry, I see your Uncle Fred that just had a hip replacement is out on the dance floor with the rest of those old dancing fossils ! Larry replies ; yeah he can’t help himself, he heard Twist and Shout come on the jukebox and had to get out there
by King Yamayama January 31, 2025
mugGet the Dancing Fossilsmug.

Fossil Whore

Someone, particularly a female, who dates or fucks really old people.
I walked in on my dad fucking my wife. What a fossil whore.
by Rozz May 25, 2018
mugGet the Fossil Whoremug.

dinosaur fossil

A remain of dinosaur that used to be alive.
by Ritacca February 20, 2023
mugGet the dinosaur fossilmug.

Fossil phone

When ones phone is a flip phone that is from 2001
Your shitty fossil phone barely works
by Blackshadow105 October 14, 2016
mugGet the Fossil phonemug.

Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)

A "Pretendian" is a term often used by Indians to describe someone who falsely claims Indigenous ancestry or cultural identity without any legitimate basis. This term is often applied to individuals who disrespectfully appropriate/change Indigenous cultures or traditions for personal gain (in an effort to seem more exotic or interesting than they really are.)

Similar to a “pretendian”, Black Americans have a play on the term "Foundational Black Americans" (FBAs) — "Fossilized Black Americans."

Just like “Pretendians”, Fossilized Black Americans cling to any minuscule amount of African DNA remnant from their ancestors, to try to legitimately claim that they are part of the black identity in the present (Even if authentic, dark-skinned Black Americans don’t see them as black; Even when they don’t look black; Even when they’re extremely distanced from blackness and black culture)

They are fossils of the former identity that their ancestors embodied.
Yeah sure, they’re ‘FBA' alright – Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)”
by TonalTruths April 4, 2024
mugGet the Fossilized Black Americans (FBAs)mug.

meth fossil

If your drenched in sweat and you die the sweat cracks back and you become a meth fossil.
That tweaker needs to hydrate he's gonna turn to a meth fossil!!!
by Starsonelaine August 15, 2023
mugGet the meth fossilmug.

Fossilized racism

Generational racism found in the middle aged and elderly. They are honoring hate their parents gave them. Like any fossil, they try to hide - only to show up in weird places.
Angela was horrified to realized her father’s fossilized racism.
by Angiece June 23, 2020
mugGet the Fossilized racismmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email