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Wisconsin Foreplay

Wisconsin foreplay is when a couple engage in foreplay that requires the use of Little Debbie Snack Cakes. This applies to using the Little Debbies in a sexual way, or talking about Little Debbies while engaging in foreplay.
After I told her I wanted to massage her breasts with Cosmic Brownies, she gave me a handjob while saying she wanted to lick Zebra Cake crumbs off of my scrotum. How I love Wisconsin foreplay.
by Super John April 25, 2011
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Foreplay Oops

When one thing leads to another and you end up in bed with someone already in a relationship. They both "use" each other for their own personal gain, but in a way still care for each other.
My girl friend goes to a college far away and I missed her, now I went ahead and made things worse by making a "foreplay oops" with a girl.
by acg004 April 18, 2009
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Floorplay

When a husband does housework, in particular, vacuuming/sweeping/mopping, guaranteeing matrimonial sex later that evening.
"When she saw he had vacuumed the whole house, did the laundry and wiped down the kitchen, it was straight floorplay and she already started thinking about the ass he was getting later."
by Rtsports65 July 20, 2018
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fworeplayer

a person usually a guy who willingly offers him or her self for foreplay but not necessarily penetration
She had just ended a troublesome relationship, so she called up a fworeplayer, who was a friend of a friend, to serve as a backboard.
by fworeplay slut March 30, 2006
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intellectual foreplay

The hour plus of intellectual conversation prior to the actual foreplay before sex.
"That was some great intellectual foreplay! Let's have sex now"
by drmichaels December 1, 2013
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Foreplay

No fun at all, nuh uh. No sex, just some flirting. =). Is that even the least bit fun? No.
Foreplay is for pussys..let's fuck
by Maxilin July 18, 2008
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forceplay

Engaging in foreplay (first, second, or third base) without consent.
I was at a bar and that douche, Josh, totally engaged in forceplay with me.
by Weapons of Mass Seduction March 12, 2009
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