Flapjack Fap

using maple syrup, honey or melted butter spread it on the pancake, then wrap it around your dick, and violently masturbate

"Hey babe, what did you do before."
"i flapjack fapped with maple syrup."
"ohh yum, then your dick is my favourite flavour."

by AGREATNESS December 24, 2012

Flashblack

When a nigga has a flashback or Déjà Vu

Yo niggas, I had a flashblack last night 'bout that bank we robbed last week. Scary shit!!

by BigDicksGiveMeKicks July 1, 2014

FlapJackie

FlapJackie is used as an insult to insult someone when they´re being a fucking dickhead,FlapJackie means you have extra fat meaning your uncircumcised,A fatass and you jerk off way to much

Guy 1:Hey im pretty sure bryce is jerking off way to much
Guy 2:Oh yeah its because hes a fucking Flapjackie

by DKlc8 February 10, 2020

King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.

Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends

by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019

5 on a flapjack

A phrase your brother uses to make you want to commit capital fraud and 7 counts of blue collar tax evasion

Hey max, if you slide that would be 5 on a flapjack

by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021

Chocolate Flashback

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.

Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!

by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

Fleshback

During intercourse going from an erection to flaccid state.

Doctor, I've had some issues with fleshbacks lately. Pull down your pants, we'll have a look.

by Kipcurry May 23, 2017