flaker

Is someone who plans on attending an event and never calls to state they wont be there.

icky-wicky is a FLAKER because she always says she will show up to a party but never does.

by Big Rick October 1, 2007

the flake

THE FLAKE
(flakey dick)

the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)

"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"

"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"

" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"

"that dude has the flake"

by rion1987 May 22, 2014

Dil Flakes

Created from unclean, unhygienic paractices. Found on heavily used dildos primarily under the head, under the simulated veins and other porous cracks and crevices. When left unwashed after use, the user's vaginal or anal discharge hardens and dries to a flakey consistency. It may reconstitute into liquid again upon reuse of the device. Just wash your sex toys to avoid this nastiness.

I looked in my Mom's nightstand and was totally grossed out by the Dil Flakes on her big black dildo.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Flake-Dance

The name given to the crazy dance performed by Rammstein keyboardist "Flake" during Weisses Fleisch. Consists of almost out of control movements that somewhat resemble a person caught on a giant frying pan. Nonetheless its hilarious to watch.

"Only Flake can do the Flake-dance!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac October 31, 2008

Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

by philia summer February 18, 2012

Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."

by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013