Fool of a Took 

A phrase used by one Gandalf the Grey, the famous, kindly wizard from the Lord of the Rings Trilogy. It is used during the Mines of Moria scene in the first in the trilogy, the Fellowship of the Ring. Gandalf says it to Peregrin "Pippin" Took, to display his anger and fustration directing at him for knocking a skeleton down a well, alerting the orcs of their whereabouts and putting the entire fellowship in danger once again.

"FOOL OF A TOOK!!!
Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!!"

-Gandalf the Grey

Fool of a Took by JuliaMarie August 20, 2007

fool's gambit 

A poor strategy, an unwise move, or a dangerous maneuver.

Sharon told Dave she was on birth control, so that he wouldn't use a condom. Dave decided not to pull out and now Sharon is pregnant. It was a fool's gambit.

fool's gambit by bostoncasey December 17, 2016

fool me once 

fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me.

falling for the same trick again.

fool me once by Commander Keen October 31, 2004

fool's door

That one door out of a set of double-doors that, for some unknown reason, is locked thus making the puller look like a fool.

Whenever I go to the store I always pull the fool's door.

fool's door by BigOtter November 28, 2006

fool force 

Someone or a group of people who rise to the occasion of acting like a tool in a situation or event that calls for a more serious tone or attitude. Acting like a jackass.

Jen: "Look at those kids from detroit. I can't beleive they showed up to the conference drunk. Don't they realize they can be fired?"

Evan: " Guess not. Looks like they are out in fool force."

fool force by EG Sc July 31, 2007

Fool's Gold 

Someone who is in love with someone who is only using them, or taking advantage of them, but the person being used is still in love with the other person.

"I fell for his/her fool's gold before and it's sad because I fell again."

Fool's Gold by DeludedBravery November 19, 2014

Fool Hearted Memory 

A memory that your mind cannot process or expand upon.

Austin continued to drink because his fool hearted memory would not accept that she had left him.

Fool Hearted Memory by Dr. Squishy April 1, 2010