douchen

the act of being a douche bag

wow this annoying kid next to me is really douchen it right about now.

by Dirty kurty February 4, 2009

douchenomics

The theory that douchebags get more chicks as they get doucheier. The douchebags go to more parties as they get doucheier which gives them more opportunities to get chicks. However, there is a point where one can get overly douchey and none of the chicks like him. Also, chicks tend to go out with douchebags more often because the doucheier the douchebag, the easier he is to whip (usually).

"The white douchebag frat boy gets more chicks than the awesome chill guy because of simple douchenomics."

by bleech128 September 22, 2009

Douchenese

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

by LBau November 30, 2010

ducher

perhaps the biggest duche bag in the world often an insecure short or poorly endowed or some one pissed of for no reason,

guy one: did you see adam did to that kid today?

girl: yeah he's such a ducher i bet he's never been layed.

by Rocheman4280 February 6, 2012

Duchesne Utah

1. The county seat of duchesne county, Ut.
2. A place where a lot of crackheads live and mate and make more baby crackheads that will one day invade the rest of Utah and eventually the world.

1. Have you ever been to the duchesne county fair?
2. My cousin lives in Duchesne Utah, no wonder he’s such a crackhead.

by Panagakis42069 September 27, 2020

The Duchess

A delicious alcoholic beverage to enjoy mainly in the evenings: Decaf coffee, Kahlúa, Godiva chocolate liqueur, and chocolate bitters.

A Duchess walks into a bar.
“I’ll have The Duchess beverage, please.”

by DuchessMermaid January 18, 2020

Hot duchess

When your 13 year old off-spring has a wet fart or shart under thicc bed covers

"maw, I had a hot duchess in my bed"

by Halfbrainnear May 21, 2022