The title character from Bram Stokers classic novel.
A Vampire, immortal, with the ability to transform into a bat, and hypnotize people to his whim.
Dracula lives in a huge castle in Transylvania where he sleeps with three hot vampire women who totally fear his wrath. He is usually seen dressed in a black tuxedo and long cape with a high collar. Many scientists or whatever believe that he is the original inspiration for the modern pimp.
Draculas diet consists of human blood and raw meat.
He is also quite cunning, even being able to hold a real estate agent hostage for several months and start his own brand of cereal. Dracula also has this guy named Reinfeld, a total psycho who eats bugs and shouts a lot.
Dracula isn't all powerful though, he has a few weaknesses. These weaknesses include, garlic, the cross, holy water, sharpened pieces of wood, and sunlight (which will totally make him explode)
Dracula was killed by Dr. Van Helsing at the end of the book, but returns from the grave every now and then to hang out and stuff.
A Vampire, immortal, with the ability to transform into a bat, and hypnotize people to his whim.
Dracula lives in a huge castle in Transylvania where he sleeps with three hot vampire women who totally fear his wrath. He is usually seen dressed in a black tuxedo and long cape with a high collar. Many scientists or whatever believe that he is the original inspiration for the modern pimp.
Draculas diet consists of human blood and raw meat.
He is also quite cunning, even being able to hold a real estate agent hostage for several months and start his own brand of cereal. Dracula also has this guy named Reinfeld, a total psycho who eats bugs and shouts a lot.
Dracula isn't all powerful though, he has a few weaknesses. These weaknesses include, garlic, the cross, holy water, sharpened pieces of wood, and sunlight (which will totally make him explode)
Dracula was killed by Dr. Van Helsing at the end of the book, but returns from the grave every now and then to hang out and stuff.
"They say you are a man of good... taste".
"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music
they make"
"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?"
(Jonathan Harker accidentally cuts himself while shaving)
Jonathan Harker: "I didn't hear you coming in".
Dracula: "Take care how you cut yourself. It is more dangerous than you think"
"Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music
they make"
"Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?"
(Jonathan Harker accidentally cuts himself while shaving)
Jonathan Harker: "I didn't hear you coming in".
Dracula: "Take care how you cut yourself. It is more dangerous than you think"
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Accidentally performing a dangerous and what some may perfer life threatening act, specifically performed and used during a sexual act.
Can be sometime mistakenly used as a dragon
Can be sometime mistakenly used as a dragon
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Get the Dracatoe mug.holding your arm up over your face in a position similar to Dracula holding up his cape and then sneezing into you elbow
Do to the H1N1 swine flu pandemic the Centers For Disease Control recommends using the Dracula sneeze technique to avoid spreading germs.
by Mr.Juan-derful January 14, 2010
Get the Dracula sneeze mug.A completely stupid term used to invalidate the lgbtq+ community and to make these 14 y.o. White girls think their entitled to go around saying a literal fucking slur
Teenage white girls: omg I’m soo in love with draco, I’m such a dracosexual
Any human with more than 3 braincells: that’s not a real sexuality it’s just disgusting and homophobic
Any human with more than 3 braincells: that’s not a real sexuality it’s just disgusting and homophobic
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Get the Dracosexual mug.Harry Potter's supposed "arch-nemesis" in the series by J.K. Rowling. Blond, arrogant, rich and devoted to making all Gryffindors' (particularly Harry and co.) lives hell as often as possible. Usually accompanied by his brute lackeys Crabbe and Goyle. His father Lucius Malfoy is a certified P.I.M.P. with that snake-head cane.
Personally, we think he's dead sexy, but regrettably admit to being biased because of our Tom Felton fanhood. Harry/Draco, bitches.
Personally, we think he's dead sexy, but regrettably admit to being biased because of our Tom Felton fanhood. Harry/Draco, bitches.
Draco Malfoy loves to make Harry's situation hard...in all senses of the word.
Paper: Draco Malfoy is one sexy ferret bastard, ain't he?
Pantry: Indubitably.
Paper: Can't wait til "Goblet of Fire" hits theaters.
Paper: Draco Malfoy is one sexy ferret bastard, ain't he?
Pantry: Indubitably.
Paper: Can't wait til "Goblet of Fire" hits theaters.
by paper and pantry October 6, 2005
Get the Draco Malfoy mug.Draco Malfoy is the school-side nemisis of Harry Potter and the rest of the trio (Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley). In the books is an arrogant asshole, but most people like him because of this and because they find his film counter-part attractive, Tom Felton.
Person 1: How can you like Draco? He's such a jerk
Person 2: But have you even seen Tom Felton? He's so hott.
Person 2: But have you even seen Tom Felton? He's so hott.
by emobitch13 October 28, 2004
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