Used to describe the phenomenon of achieving 13 wanks in a day.
Common with self-employed geeks and students.
Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.
Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues
Common with self-employed geeks and students.
Comparible to the finite number of times you can fold a piece of paper, the wanker's dozen is rarely beaten.
Derived from bakers dozen, except the bread rolls are spooge-filled tissues
Typical conversation:
M: "My bell end is red-raw."
J: "Why's that?"
M: "Wanker's Dozen"
J: "I am Not suprised"
M: "My bell end is red-raw."
J: "Why's that?"
M: "Wanker's Dozen"
J: "I am Not suprised"
by Lamb McDan May 11, 2009
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Nctzen 2: oh that’s dozen and he’s obviously not raising the roof
Nctzen 2: oh that’s dozen and he’s obviously not raising the roof
by neosvl November 20, 2021
Get the dozen mug.adj. slang for the feeling or buzz you get under the influence of nicotine when you feel dizzy and relaxed and nice mixed with a little euphoric and decreased appetite
by z666 January 7, 2016
Get the DOMED mug.A shorter sentence than "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" which uses every letter in the alphabet, a pangram. First mentioned in Mark Dunn's book Ella Minnow Pea.
There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.
There are 32 letters, only 6 are repeated, making this the shortest coherent pangram.
On wikipedia, they have a whole page devoted to pangrams. The only two that actually make any sense are "pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs" and "the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog." Besides these, there are many others that are used my different companies to test fonts.
by eowyn_ut January 10, 2009
Get the pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs mug.1) The treat something with a medication or drug.
2) To fall in love with someone, lovesick
3) see also the song "Dosed" by
the Red Hot Chili Peppers
2) To fall in love with someone, lovesick
3) see also the song "Dosed" by
the Red Hot Chili Peppers
(lyrics to song "dosed")
I got dosed by you
Closer than most to you
what am I supposed to do
Take it away I never had it anyway
Take it away and everything will be okay
In you a star is born
you cut a perfect form
someone forever warm
lay on
Way upon the mountain where she died
all I ever wanted was your life
deep inside the canyon I can't hide
all I ever wanted was your life
Show love with no remorse
climb onto your seahorse
this ride is right on course
this is the way I wanted it to be with you
this is the way I knew that it would be with you
Way upon the mountain where she died
all I ever wanted was your life
deep inside the canyon I can't hide
all I ever wanted was your life
I got dosed by you
Closer than most to you
what am I supposed to do
Take it away I never had it anyway
Take it away and everything will be okay
In you a star is born
you cut a perfect form
someone forever warm
lay on
Way upon the mountain where she died
all I ever wanted was your life
deep inside the canyon I can't hide
all I ever wanted was your life
Show love with no remorse
climb onto your seahorse
this ride is right on course
this is the way I wanted it to be with you
this is the way I knew that it would be with you
Way upon the mountain where she died
all I ever wanted was your life
deep inside the canyon I can't hide
all I ever wanted was your life
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 15, 2003
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A drug (not specifically pot or herione) induced state that leaves you unable or in no position to do anything of any sort unless it involves screaming, laughing, crying the climbing of trees the eating of grass on all fours, as well as talking to people, no one else can see, Usually caused from ingesting the drug known as Lsd or magical mushrooms or any mix of drugs that turn any sane person into a nutcase. Permanent states of doped up or better-known as insanity can be caused by bad acid and mescaline.
A drug (not specifically pot or herione) induced state that leaves you unable or in no position to do anything of any sort unless it involves screaming, laughing, crying the climbing of trees the eating of grass on all fours, as well as talking to people, no one else can see, Usually caused from ingesting the drug known as Lsd or magical mushrooms or any mix of drugs that turn any sane person into a nutcase. Permanent states of doped up or better-known as insanity can be caused by bad acid and mescaline.
- "Hey man, who was that kid running down the street naked." " "Not a clue, just another doped up kid."
"sweet jesus im so doped up i dunno which is what"
"sweet jesus im so doped up i dunno which is what"
by good person February 6, 2006
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