douche

A milquetoast, ineffectual idiot. Fuck up.

wipe your friggin' face you douche

by so sayeth the lexicon October 3, 2003

douche

shortened version of douchebag

yo douche bring me a beer while your up

by hazzi February 4, 2003

douche

an over used term to insult someone

Guy 1: hows it going?

Guy 2: your a douche

by tree tree tree123 November 15, 2009

douche

A useless human, typically male, entity acting to further the patriarchy, either intentionally or unintentionally.

The guy who messaged me on Tinder turned out to be a douche, imagine that!

by annadoes March 28, 2016

douche

the word you type in after you have found out that you have misspelt it as doosh.

"I'm a retard and I cant spell worth shit! Doosh, douche, it's all the same to me!"

by LaneB June 11, 2006

douche

every word piled into one used as the ultimate insult! can be used with DOUCHE BAG.

you are a Douche!
Douche Bag!
hes a Douche!
look! a Douche Bag!

by -skyjockey- April 24, 2007

douche

Anyone who reads the definition :)

Why are you reading this? You're such a Douche!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm,. March 14, 2009