dog

A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.

Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.

by Matthew Zhang March 02, 2017

dog

a work you put at the end of a cool persons name.

chrisdog sup? (chris is cool)

by sweetness!!!!!!!! October 10, 2005

dog

1. "Dog" is another word for "slack".

2. It is also another word for ditching.

1. "I dumped Andre yesterday!"
"Dude, that's so dog."

2. "You dogged me yesterday to talk with your boyfriend!"

by killersex. May 18, 2009

dog

a food commonly eaten by chines and is really delicious

dam long shlong that was a great dog

by Tatum nepir69666 June 04, 2019

dog

your new god

Example: dog is god

by ooaooaoaoaoao June 23, 2018

dog

woof

a dog goes "woof"

by daddylonglegs75 August 26, 2017

dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021