Dildocity

Noun

1. The quality of appearing or acting like a cheap dollar store dildo, usually characterized by arrogance and disregard for common sense.
2. Not even good enough to be a dick.

Yeah Brenda, when he did that his dildocity just increased like ten fold!

by Esprsso January 22, 2019

dildock

Whimsical portmanteau of the words "dildo" and "cock". Used commonly as an insult or friendly soubriquet.

Tim: "Hey where'd you put the beer"
John: "In the fridge, where else? You fucking dildock!"

by cds333 November 20, 2014

dilsack

A stupid person who acts retarded

" shut up you fuckin dilsack

by Frankie$G$ March 13, 2007

Dildadu

A machin that helps woman achive orgasmmmm

I just got a new dildadu and we'r going to bed right now.

by Lofa Pope April 26, 2003

dilday

feminine version of "dildo"

"His dilday needed to be disinfected"

by Mickey Lisbini August 5, 2008

Dilback

Means a gentleman having a penis on your back and eventually in the same gentleman's ass. The phrase is referencing a dildo (dil) as the penis.

You are a total "Dilback" ie you are a total buttfuck or homosexual.

by Dilback August 29, 2009

Dildad

A male equivalent of a Milf, a person with children that young women find attractive.

Have you seen that guy Jenny's dating? He's really old! She tells me he's a Dildad.

by Shagwan January 13, 2011