dickmatism

A masculine aura that causes women to be inexplicably drawn to a man with an inability to do anything but have sex.

All those women I cheated on you with, that wasn't love, that was dickmatism.

by Advocator March 17, 2014

Dickmatized

When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.

Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”

Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?

Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”

by Shdylatina March 23, 2019

dickfart

The result of inserting a straw into your urethera and inflating your bladder with air in order to expel it in a man kweef of utter devastation. Best applied at close range and post coitus.

Dude, it's called a dickfart. It's kind of self explanitory.

by BJ Giacco December 14, 2007

Dickmark

A person who does not understand basic symbols. He often confuses himself that checkbox is the same as tick mark.

Jakub, for the last time, this symbol is checkbox and not a tick mark, please can you stop being such a dickmark about it?

by Vikingerman January 7, 2021

Dickshat

If an person shits themselves during anal sex the penetrating partner has been dickshat.

It was some of the best anal sex I’d ever had until I was dickshat by him.

by Lesbian Icon March 14, 2021

DICKFARTER

Dickfarter, someone who farts on a mans dick for fun or guilty pleasure

"That woman is a dickfarter, she farted on my dick"

by SteakSammich January 14, 2021

Dickmatizeology

The study of the art of altering a woman's mental status due to intense and overwhelming intercourse.

You must to have had taken Danny Salinas's Dickmatizeology course to have yo bitch do everything for you

by Dr. DS Dong August 27, 2021