Dickled

When your male partner is the big spoon and he gets an erection in the middle of the night.

Or part of one...

I woke up at 2: 00am thinking something was crawling on me, but I was just being dickled by Bob.

by Charlie Chox in a box October 27, 2025

Dickindabutt

A nickname for a male human being who exudes gayness to an extreme degree. This gayness tends to cause them to want to bang any and all anal orifices within a 500 mile radius of their current location no matter where on Earth they are currently located.

Todd: Hey, Jimmy, have you met Kevin yet!?
Jimmy: Yes! The guy is a total dickindabutt! He's already proposed anal to me 5 times and that's just in two hours!!!
Todd: (Todd proceeds to fake an illness so he can leave work and go buy an anal chastity belt.)

by Nigel Bennett January 1, 2026

Musically declined

When a person won’t ever admit or flat out like a song you show them. They only like songs they find on their own, even if one of those songs they were shown before.

I showed him A classic song that everyone likes, but he’s musically declined, so he said he didn’t like it.

by Polymuse June 3, 2021

human dickipedia

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.

"damn, bro is a whole human dickipedia"

by humandickipedia January 24, 2023

Harvard declined your call

Harvard declined your call or missed call from Harvard basically means that your dumb and have no brain cells at all. When someone says this to you, it means you said something so confident thinking it was true or right but in reality it was dumb and pointless.

“Why did Elon musk buy twitter if it was free on the App Store”?
Me: “Harvard declined your call”

by Cwermsigh May 8, 2024

Legit Dickling33

Legit dickling33 is someone who is very rapeable and gets touched everyday and is shit at Fortnite. They also goon all day and get molested by their brother. They also love foot jobs

Guy 1: wow that guy is very Legit dickling33

Guy 2: wdym all I see is a guy getting raped by his older brother while he gets 200 pumped by an npc in Fortnite while getting a footjob

Guy 1: Sybau

Gurt: yo

by Legit dickling toucher May 11, 2025