The Hangman's Curse

When you are self asphyxiating using a rope tied to an anal hook. After you reach climax, you pass out you are stuck in an arched form when your mom walks in on you.
I don't really open up sexually until the third or fourth date, its not like I'm trying to pull out The Hangman's Curse or anything.
by Tromboneman272 September 07, 2023
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Commentators curse

When a commentator of a sport or other competitive event praises a team or player and then that team/player soon after has something bad happen to them (concede points, injury etc.)
Commentator: Team A is looking really good this half, Team B just can't break their defense.
*Team B immediately breaks the line of defense and scores*
Team A fan: God damn it, why did he have to apply the commentators curse?
by Inlaidflyer2 April 30, 2015
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Players Curse

When you have treated girls like a game and when you start having kids you only have girls.
Man1: Did you hear that he's having wife's pregnant with their third girl.
Man2: It must be when he was younger, that damn players curse
by toitgus March 12, 2019
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The Kardashian Curse

Every man that dates a Kardashian, their life goes downhill after that.
The Kardashians turned Scott into an alcoholic, Lamar Odom into a Crackhead and Bruce Jenner into a woman, I can't wait what they do to Kanye. That is the the Kardashian Curse.
by Crazy_Puggle June 30, 2016
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DVD curse

Renting a movie and then seeing that same movie on television when you get home.
I rented a great movie but encountered the dvd curse when I got home.
by Kevin Jenkins June 14, 2007
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Rollo Curse

Ancient evil curse, Germanic in origin, that ensures ensuing generations of a family's men are endowed with an extremely small penis, aka, a nub.
Girlfriend: "What are we supposed to do with that?"

The Cursed:  "I got the Rollo Curse from my father, by the way, I thought size doesn't matter.  Bitch."
by Storpy August 19, 2011
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Hiker's Curse

Hiker's Curse is a condition of burning in the butt region usually caused from inadequate wiping after a bowel movement.
I've got a bad case of Hiker's Curse.
by Click Spring December 14, 2017
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