Face-Couging

Face-Couging is when a mother uses the social website Facebook to find younger sexual partners. Face-cougars most often seek out the childhood friends of their offspring, those subjects offering an excuse for first contact.

Better buy some rubbers bro. Brando's mom is face-couging you.

by Mister Fitzgerald January 5, 2011

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Ted Cruzing

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.

Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.

by Micastarr February 3, 2021

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Ted Cruzing

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021

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