crapnid

for whom this may concern, you are all retarded french horse lickers.

a huhuhu i am a dirty smug french man who is a crapnid.

by ? May 24, 2003

crapfit

v. crapfit

1. An exceptionally unique bowel movement that may be watery, sludgy, clumpy, and/or pellet-like, depending on the cause of your lower intestine's discontent.

Generally caused by the consumption of a food item or beverage that your internal organs have difficulty processing.

For example, consuming moderate amounts Olestra (the fat substitue formerly known as olean), would cause such an event.

2. An emotional outburst, simialar to a hissy fit or shit fit.

1. I ate a can of Pringles with Olestera(tm) during my lunch break, and just had the nastiest crapfit I've had in 5 years. Damn!

2. Whenever I skeet on Susie's grill, she throws a total crapfit... Silly ho!

by CWZ July 21, 2008

Crapinitus

When You have to take a dump very often due to upset stomach, diarhea, or just a large load..etc A Person who spends time taking dumps all day has the Crapinitus

I had the Crapinitus from that burrito I ate last night

by hizzodrizzo October 17, 2008

crappity doodles

Elena's funna-fied version of saying " OH CRAPP!"

Elena: Oh crappity doodles!

Kailin: What?
Ashley: Who says " Crappity Doodles?
Ami: Oh!
Elena: I mean crappity doodles! I tried to trip Ashley but she moved!
Ashley:Your SO kind Elena.

by elenalikespancakes July 31, 2009

crapitization

Noun. A process by which everything turns to crap. Alternately: A process that adds crap to something good and otherwise wholesome (or at least acceptable).

Twitter was great until the bots started showing up. It's crapitization at its worst.

by p1c August 21, 2009

crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.

The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens

by Gryphaena June 16, 2015

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016