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Classic Cockstar

When a person dies before the age of 27 from smashing too many disgusting whores while high on every drug imaginable.
Alyssa Funke couldn't handle the fame of being a Classic Cockstar!
by DickDynasty May 24, 2018
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cockstar

A male that is good at whatever he does.
by Greg C November 26, 2003
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Cocksplain

When you explain something with your penis, like hand language but for cocks.
Guy 1: "Hey bro want to cocksplain?"
Guy 2: "HELL YEAH!" *flails cock around saying "hi"*
Guy 1: *flails cock saying "how are you today?"*
by Snappyyyy March 3, 2021
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cocksteading

When a woman make a dominant play for commitment from a (usually unwilling) male. The purpose of this action is marking the male as property of the woman, after she claims her stake.
Alice and Bob were arguing again last night; Alice has been cocksteading ever since she found a bra that wasn't hers in Bob's bedroom.
by TutTheMummy March 18, 2010
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cocksleave

when a man masterbates or recieves a handjob and the loose skin around the erected shaft gets pulled up over the head of the penis, making it hidding inside the "sleave".
Wow I watched this porno and this dude had the worst cock sleave I have ever seen!
by Paul Hanes April 6, 2005
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Cockpark

A short term place to Park one's Cock while waiting for a better slot to become available...
"Bro ! Did you just Shag that bird?"....."Ah was just cockparking"

She is a cockparkslag
by coltar June 17, 2011
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Cocklear

Someone who is a pretentious douche; usually gets banned off of social media sites due to the bullshit they spout.
"Did you hear about the guy making fun of Paul Walker's death? He's such a cocklear."
by Sarin Sunday December 1, 2013
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