Pronounced "Chuff-fucking" in one quick word
To roger a woman up the rear who is under 18 but over the age of consent, this was illegal in the uk due to homosexuality laws until recently but now chuffucking is well practiced fun
To roger a woman up the rear who is under 18 but over the age of consent, this was illegal in the uk due to homosexuality laws until recently but now chuffucking is well practiced fun
Marc: dude i rammed this girl the other day
Marc 2: Dude no way!!
Marc: Yeah and then she let me chuffuck her shit was so cash
Marc 2: no way i was chuffucking your mum last night too
Marc: ...
Marc 2: Dude no way!!
Marc: Yeah and then she let me chuffuck her shit was so cash
Marc 2: no way i was chuffucking your mum last night too
Marc: ...
by SGTKM December 28, 2010
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noun
1. Anger in response to a verbal or written reference to an institution that is more selective than Georgetown University and/or conventionally esteemed as more prestigious.
/ch-uff-pakt/
noun
1. Anger in response to a verbal or written reference to an institution that is more selective than Georgetown University and/or conventionally esteemed as more prestigious.
“I mentioned my son chose Columbia over UGA and the chuffpact blew every door in the house off its hinges.”
by sammer2149 November 22, 2015
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Harry- You what faggot.
Harry- You what faggot.
by Jon ceena September 2, 2017
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“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”
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(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"
by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009
Get the Bum Chuffing mug.little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”
Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’
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