Chandler

The most gayest person you will ever meet that also plays fortnite

Omg did you see that chandler posted him getting a victory royal on fortnite on Instagram

by mr._got._no._talent March 3, 2019

chundered

In kayaking, rafting, canoeing, and catarafting when a person and/or their craft is thrown about violently in a hydraulic feature of a river for a long time. Long time, being a relative term referring to longer than you can handle, which can be less than 15 seconds. Usually the craft is recirculated back into the hole several times, leading to a feeling that escape is impossible. Characterised by a complete loss of perspective with respect to the world and commonly followed by a swim.

I totally got chundered in that hole.
Dude did you see that punter raft get chundered in hellhole.

by Ivan Orion November 7, 2007

Chandler

(n)
1. asdlfkjaslkdf (random)
2. very crazy and friendly
3. often gets in trouble
4. Likes funny stuff
5. MILFFFFFF
6. has best friend Sandy (milffffff)

(v)
1. to totally own at anything
2. to easily penetrate something

whoaaa dude the way you were acting was so Chandler. You better lay off the ganja man...

Dude I just chandlered your mom.

by owoieuraslkf December 6, 2006

Chandler

He's never going to win a challenge held by Mrbeast he's only won one challenge so far which was whoever stays in a revolving door the longest wins $20,000.

Chandler actually won a challenge for once!

by AUselessHuman July 4, 2019

Chandlers Ford

A curious phenomenon of a place.

Located near Southampton and Eastleigh, it somehow manages to be the snobbiest little town full of hundreds of rich spoilt shitheads with no concept of the real world who soil themselves when they see a chav, or as they would put it, 'someone of the lower classes'.

Home to many a rich family of dickheads.

Widely avoided by many to avoid being given hostile stares by the rich inhabitants.

The residents never leave as they fear they may be attacked by a group of 'young ruffians' or 'crazy hoodlums'.

'Mate, you wanna go to asda in chandlers ford?'
'No fuckin way, i hate the little pricks who live there'

'I say old bean, fancy going to see a film in eastleigh?'
'Are you feeling alright my dear fellow? We might get mugged! I dont trust those suspicious lads and ladettes who roam the streets over there...'

by sfcFTW November 2, 2011

chundered everywhere

take a series of tactical and uncontrollable voms as a result of binge drinking, a disgusting site, rank smell, or because you can.

Tom: Steve was on it last night, what a legend!

Chris: Mate, heard he chundered everywhere..
Frank: It was totally rancid! I think he got some onto Christina

by gwuam August 23, 2011

Chandler

Chandler, the character in friends who is the "funny" one and always has something sarcastic to say.
1. Sarcastic
2. Terrible with girls

Random person: He was being such a chandler, making fun of my hair.

Girl 1: God i hate him! He's such a chandler!
Girl 2: He's a chandler in bed too.

Boy 1: Dude, stop being a chandler and get some new pick up lines!
Boy 2: The only Chandler here is you, cos' you made fun of my Mom!

by Spongochild December 31, 2008