Definitions by AUselessHuman

Nintensimp 

A person who claims they're a Nintendo but only care about Super Smash Bros and no other Nintendo game.

Person A: OMG did you see the new Nintendo Direct?
Person B: Yeah, it was fine but I only cared about Smash
Person A: Stop being a Nintensimp

Nintensimp by AUselessHuman April 26, 2020

Chandler 

He's never going to win a challenge held by Mrbeast he's only won one challenge so far which was whoever stays in a revolving door the longest wins $20,000.

Chandler actually won a challenge for once!

Chandler by AUselessHuman July 4, 2019

You're still on the property 

One of Jeffree Star's lipsticks based on his video with Shane Dawson and Ryland Adams . When they got kicked out of Walmart the security guard kept saying it even in the parking lot.

"You're still on the property I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
"But we're in the parking lot."
"It's still on our property."
"What's not your property? Olive Garden?!"

You're still on the property by AUselessHuman July 4, 2019

homework 

A way of teaching kids about unpaid overtime. It often comes with stress, anxiety, and depression. Basically, torture

How much homework do you have?

Enough to make me want to die

homework by AUselessHuman March 6, 2019