a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.
I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!
by hahahahahahahhahahahaa June 29, 2020

A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.
by Midnightjoe July 8, 2011

when an individuals who lives in an area described as "the hood", typically low income area populated by blacks and latinos, when that individual is sentenced to prison, when he comes back out into society he has earned additional street cred.
This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"
Tyrone: Yo dawg, I heard T-Bone is back tryna get his hustle on.
LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.
by Hood Certified Criminal Lawyer February 14, 2014

An Epic You Tuber that makes the most lit videos. Started doing Youtube at age 16, he made a lot of awesome videos has a second YouTube channel called Extra AK, and has made some of the coolest music on soundcloud which are called ¨Black Sheep¨ and ¨Backdoored¨
by S-Blade23 November 2, 2020

by Hoopin doctor February 11, 2022

Certified introvert is one who keeps all things to himself. He rarely open up and start the conversation. He wants to be funny but he can't. unaku sonna puriyadhu machan..its an introvert thing
by Aandavan February 17, 2021

Certified water boy is organisation founded by (lachie), (golack),(chuck),(kaurikitoa) in 2022 where men only drink water and if they drink anything other then water they will be punished and eliminated from the cult
Person 1: Bro are you really about to drink soft!
Person 2: why what do you mean?!
Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact
Person 2: bro im so scared right now
Person 2: why what do you mean?!
Person 1: because the certified wb are coming right now. Put your head down don’t make eye contact
Person 2: bro im so scared right now
by Kauriki-toa January 24, 2023
