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playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.
JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!
by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011
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We share brain cells on that one

Something you say when you agree with someone or share the same opinions.
Because I agreed with her opinion, I said “We share brain cells on that one
by tinyneverland18 October 2, 2020
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turd fuel cells

Hydrogen fuel cell using Hydrogen made from methane produced from decomposing turds
If turd fuel cells could power the shipping industry, there would be fewer turds & less fossil fuel being burnt
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021
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Last Two Brain Cells

The things that seem to up and skedattle while I'm trying to take a test
No one:
My last two brain cells: Adios!!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist December 22, 2021
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My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.
Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
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cellophone

What you can't call your cell phone, because then how would we be able to distinguish between mobile phones and string-instrument phones?
1.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Snake.

2.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Haydn and Boccherini.
by Vavie March 13, 2004
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cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.
I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."
by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008
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