Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

by juggler61 January 25, 2012

nobody cares

-the most annoying thing anyone can say to you
-what your ex-best friend said just to "look cool" around her/his other "more important" friends
-probably the worst thing to say to someone battling depression (even if you didn't know they had it)
-the reason I don't like you
-the words that made you cry for 2 hours when your crush said it
-the reason I don't talk to you anymore
-the reason I don't tell people how I feel

girl: *tells him something that happened that day*
guy: *slowly* nobody cares. (laughs w/ buddies)
girl later that night: *cries herself to sleep*

by #bossassbitch June 2, 2014

Cars 2

The greatest movie ever, only can be used in a scale of how great things are

"On a scale of The Godfather to Cars 2, how was your latest Phone Call?"
- Verizon Customer Support

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

verbal carbs

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.

Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.

by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011

The Cars

A band around the late 70's who was very familer with the synth sound and used it.Very popular back then. not as much now. one of the main influences of The Strokes. who are hailed as "The saviours of rock". but diden't live up the hype

Could of easily been on the scarface sound track for their newwavish electro-sound.

by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004

all of my cards are on the table

A person's declaration that they have revealed everything that they know or feel about a subject.

I've told you everything I think and there's nothing more I can say here. All of my cards are on the table.

by Daniel Long December 27, 2007

caress

When a guy touches a girl with his body parts in a sexual manner

Chad used his hands to caress Keirsten's silky blonde hair and firm perky breast's then he used his penis to caress her soft red lips and tight pink vagina!

by SlopNChop May 22, 2016