Carbonate

The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.

Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!

by Chex929 June 22, 2018

Carbonado

A tiny hicktown in Washington State at the base of Mount Rainier with a population of 700.

The only store there is inside the bar and all the kids that come out of that school either become geniuses or dropouts. Nothin in between.

“CC is going to Stanford and DD dropped out of high school. Man, I can’t believe it. They used to be best friends.”
“I can. They both went to Carbonado.”

by TR123 December 14, 2018

Carbonara

Traditional way to prepare pasta sauce where the chef stirs the finished product with his big toe.

Please hold my sock while I stir the carbonara

by Nosajschmunk February 3, 2019

carbonara

A specific part of a vehicle or machine which is carbon fiber made and covered in some sections with Alcantara.

reporter: - What a neat carbonara steering wheel you have here!
manufacturer: - Thanks! We used this in order to save the planet, since the carbon is recyclable and the Alcantara is a synthetic alternative to leather.

by alupigus993 May 4, 2019

carbontard

A retarded person who believes that human made CO2 emissions cause climate change or global warming

That little carbontard Greta Thunberg wants to lecture adults about how we all must reduce our CO2 emissions or else the apocalypse is upon us.

by Ornstein90 September 25, 2019

carbonated mess

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.

Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.

by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020