blueberry blumpkin

The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.

Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection

by OldFashionHandyMan January 25, 2015

blueberry swirl

when you go balls deep in woman while being blue balled and rotate

i just had the best blueberry swirl ever

by lil big tasty December 5, 2017

Blueberry wine

When you farm wins off new players in Crucible in Destiny 2

My recent sessions have been marked with lobbies that escalate in difficulty
Start with a couple games making blueberry wine, then an hour later I'm turning out 0.xx KD

-LXQ#5968

by Osusris September 28, 2021

blueberryweek

The week after your stepdad got drunk.

A: Oh man Im on my blueberryweek.
B: That sucks man!

by tomtoxa March 3, 2022

Blueberry butt

A severe case of butt cheek-acne that has scabbed over, causing a purplish/speckled appearance; much like a blueberry muffin.

Hey yo, man! That chick last night had the nastiest blueberry butt! At least them pimples were already popped, though...

by Sammy Wilkins April 27, 2022

blueberror

once a swap!sans called blueberry, his au was almost completely wiped out by error except both sans and papyrus. for unknown reasons error has decided to abduct Blue rather than kill him, leaving papyrus to be found by CORE!Frisk and be taken to the omega timeline. Over time Error becomes more accustomed to Blue's company, eventually showing him a Transdimensional window of his first time leaving the anti-void as well as his first kill, this, in turn, makes blue extremely uncomfortable, leading him to say "I'm still your friend, error. despite this. ok?". deeming this as manipulation, error snaps at blue and confronts him on what he calls "fake friendship", and shows him the soul of his human and explains the concept of resets, explaining how he didn't just randomly attack his au, but rather observed his au waiting for the right chance to strike, error then attempts to get blue to fight him, resulting in blue believing that error doesn't want him to right them and that he has found errors weakness, that being that he is scared of friendship. this assumption angers error so much that he abandons blue in the anti-void with the human soul and as a result of being trapped in the anti-void for so long. blueberry became an error.

"blueberror sans is my favorite sans"
same here

by coffee.adicted.furry February 11, 2023

insta-bleeder

when a wound occurs, such as a papercut, and begins to bleed immediately, normally resulting in a bloody mess.

Tiffany: "Ouch!..Dude that was a wicked paper cut i got just now."
Stephanie: "Ooooooh! That one's an insta-bleeder!"

by chicklet55 February 4, 2009