Bunkatopiphobia

Being scared of the top bunk on a bunk bed

‘I can’t sleep up there, I have Bunkatopiphobia‘

by HI xenxenxec August 17, 2018

Big Blunkett

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".

"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"

by Stoatman August 21, 2004

Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.

Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...

by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009

dunk the bunk

taking a dump while masturbating. pooping and masturbating simoltanieously

Chad had to dunk the bunk at school last week.

by steve-jon April 25, 2006

badunkaknuckle

Noun. Swollen, arthritic knuckle(s) that make the hand of the sufferer appear like an enflamed skin sack full of marbles.

Hey D'Quandray! Tell yo triflin ass granny to stop yankin my peter with her old gangly badunkaknuckle man hands, or I will bus'a cap in her social security collectin ass!

by cornfritter October 21, 2010

bunk

Bogus. Not genuine. Counterfeit. A total sham. Illegitimate. Nonsense.

Don't listen to her man, that's bunk.

by Zina December 16, 2006

bunk dose

Bad or weak hit of acid.

"Man, that asshole sold me a bunk dose."

by Funthrax February 3, 2007