barter

V. (-ed) to burp and fart simultaneously (at the same time)

Tim: Yo, dumbass, what was that?

Clark: Oh, my bad, I bartered

by Mark Cav April 26, 2006

bartymoe

Trick frequently played by Bart Simpson in The Simpsons in which he calls up Moe's Tavern and asks Moe for someone whose name is a double entendre. Bart sneaks it past him by giving Moe the person's alleged surname first. (Funniest example is when he gets Moe to ask for a Hugh Jass ... and someone else takes the phone ...,)

Bart (on phone to Moe's): Hello, I'm looking for someone called Hugginkiss, first name Amanda?
Moe (into tavern): Hey, do we have Amanda Hugginkiss? I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss!
(Bart and the customers roll on the floor laughing, while Moe fumes.)

I played a bartymoe on the girl in Larry's Bar, the other day. She was so stupid it actually worked.

by Fearman August 5, 2007

Bartyoa

A dick that in between boobs

Everyone down the street does bartyoa

by Tumahdjdjsha November 12, 2019

Barturd

Another word for bastard, or just an insult meaning exactly what the word sounds like.

*Random guy #1*: Sir, I want you to insult me without swearing.
*Random guy #2*: You're a stupid barturd.
*Random guy #1*: Barturd? What's a barturd?
*Random guy #2*: My way of saying bastard without swearing.
*Random guy #1*: But that sounds like you're calling me...shit from a bar or something.
*Random guy #2*: That works, too.

by PSC March 15, 2008

bartying

a portmanteau of the words 'bar' and 'partying'. unsuprisingly, it means partying at a bar.

person one: jess, are you going to go bartying for the first time for your 18th?
jess: freakin' heck yes!!!

by oh boy! cake! July 1, 2008

Barty

The act of partying extra hard, often ending facedown in a sandpit, or passed out against a wall.

John won't barty because he's got a 10:10 in the loop.

Matt bartied so hard he was passed out against a wall at Ravens.

Aly is all bartied out; she was facedown in the sand at Papas and Beer.

by Cavanator February 19, 2009

Bartarded

So drunk you forget how to say anything intelligent

He had 8 shots of tequila and was rendered bartarded.

by Nonwords August 16, 2014