A badly behaved resident of a sink estate in the United Kingdom. A corrution of aborigine with the acronym ASBO. ASBO, AntiSocial Behaviour Order: a commendation given to badly behaved people to reassure them that they are "cool".
by dewexdewex October 18, 2008
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Used mainly on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter when someone writes a status that is completely dull, boring, mundane and usually of absolutely no interest to anyone.
To give someone an ASBU is like an online version of an ASBO (Anti-Social Behaviour Order), except it's mainly used for boring shit.
Used mainly on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter when someone writes a status that is completely dull, boring, mundane and usually of absolutely no interest to anyone.
To give someone an ASBU is like an online version of an ASBO (Anti-Social Behaviour Order), except it's mainly used for boring shit.
Status: Mike Dullman has a cold.
Comment: ASBU.
Status: Sarah Drearyton is walking.
Comment: Wow. ASBU!
Status: Bob Shootmenow is eating chips.
Comment: For the love of God Bob... ASBU!
Comment: ASBU.
Status: Sarah Drearyton is walking.
Comment: Wow. ASBU!
Status: Bob Shootmenow is eating chips.
Comment: For the love of God Bob... ASBU!
by CeinPierce July 19, 2011
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PS : its used for swearing
it has many uses such as saying "no"
PS : its used for swearing
it has many uses such as saying "no"
son : dad can i borrow your car tonight ?
father : you can borrow "el asba"
OR SIMPL
son : dad can i borrow your car tonight ?
father : asba
father : you can borrow "el asba"
OR SIMPL
son : dad can i borrow your car tonight ?
father : asba
by eya khalil May 3, 2022
Get the asba mug.Type of fascist police-state prohibition existing in totalitarian Britain, in which a councillor or pig can ask a judge to ban ordinary non-criminal actions on their say-so. Judges usually rubber-stamp them. Someone doesn't have to be a criminal to get one, they just have to be deemed annoying by a councillor or a cop. They are based on Nazi Germany's laws against 'asocial behaviour'.
Under these police-state measures, someone can be jailed for five years - longer than many criminals - for acts such as meeting their friends, using certain words, going on protests, being homeless, or having an addiction. Rich people do not get given Asbo's for destroying the planet, because they have friends who are councillors and pigs.
Most victims of police-state persecution of this kind are either Black, extremely poor, or psychologically different. People who support them are fascist pigfucking Nazis.
Under these police-state measures, someone can be jailed for five years - longer than many criminals - for acts such as meeting their friends, using certain words, going on protests, being homeless, or having an addiction. Rich people do not get given Asbo's for destroying the planet, because they have friends who are councillors and pigs.
Most victims of police-state persecution of this kind are either Black, extremely poor, or psychologically different. People who support them are fascist pigfucking Nazis.
The pig was in the middle of giving someone an Asbo for skateboarding in his own garden, when the pig fell over and smashed his skull. Everybody cheered.
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Supposedly can do lung damage and brain damage, but when you inhale it who cares? It's really good stuff.
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Asbestos rules.
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