ASBU

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Abbreviation for 'Amazingly Shit Boring Update'.

Used mainly on social networking sites such as Facebook and Twitter when someone writes a status that is completely dull, boring, mundane and usually of absolutely no interest to anyone.

To give someone an ASBU is like an online version of an ASBO (Anti-Social Behaviour Order), except it's mainly used for boring shit.

Status: Mike Dullman has a cold.
Comment: ASBU.

Status: Sarah Drearyton is walking.
Comment: Wow. ASBU!

Status: Bob Shootmenow is eating chips.
Comment: For the love of God Bob... ASBU!

ASBU by CeinPierce July 19, 2011

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Mr. Asbury

the best english teacher to walk the earth, he's a bully who likes K-pop. And he likes to bully his students whenever he can. 👍

Student: Hey is that Mr. Asbury?!

Me: Uhm yeah, I heard he’s a bully.
Student: That’s a L

Mr. Asbury by cray crayon March 4, 2022

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Asbury Park

A historic city on the Jersey Coast. At the moment it is not the safest place to b, with a lot of crime. It is currently undergoing a large-scale "renovation" and is becoming a nicer area to be. It is best known as the place where Bruce Springsteen began his career, at the Stone Pony.

I used to always go to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park, New Jersey.

Asbury Park by Craig ARC April 29, 2006

asbury park

Jersey's forgotten jewel.

It's a damn shame what happened the Asbury Park.

asbury park by Tommy Roast Beef July 27, 2006

asbunghers

you say "asbunghers" when you cook hamburgers and when the quarantine doesn't stop you

YEA QUESTA SERA FACCIAMO GLI ASBUNGHERS, GLI ASBUNGHERS COME DIO COMANDA. YEAA LA QUARANTENA NON CI FRENA. QUARANTENA NON CI FRENA.

asbunghers by 𖤐 September 9, 2021

Asbury Park

A city on the Jersey Shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again. Very historic and cool to visit.

I went to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park to see a concert last Friday.

Asbury Park by Craig ARC May 2, 2006

asbury

A tiny little college in Kentucky. Commonly referred to as the 'bury.

Where do you go to college?
I go to Asbury.

asbury by Razberryslush April 3, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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