Allstar

Allstar can be referred to as an individual who tries too hard to be cool. They tend to have douchebag tendencies, exercise self-importance, be members of elite cliques, and sport Macklemore haircuts- and perm them for extra points. These Allstars ⭐️ tend to start conversations by asking “How many Instagram followers do you have?”, before rejecting you for not having enough— you must have a high engagement ratio. They live the “Insta Life“, posting fake ass candid photos with captions like “I’m just squinting my eyes bc I’m bad at taking pics”, even though they clearly paid to have a professional photo shoot. If they don’t have their phone with them at all times, they exhibit signs similar to Alcohol Withdrawal Syndrome. Their lives on Insta are rosy, but left alone with out their phone, they have no real social skills when speaking face to face with them.

I went to a trip to Provo, Utah, home of BYU, and I’ve never encountered such a concentration of Allstar douchebags in my life. I lost count of how many times males in their early to late 20’s took duckface selfies sporting their voluminous Macklemore haircuts with their fellow gents. They all spoke Insta captions and never had a real conversation. When attempting a conversation with them, it was followed by silence for not acknowledging their self-importance. It was like mean girls in real life, but in college.

by SkiUtah119 October 4, 2019

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when you are so fucking bored that even the basic qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm is not good for you. then you tried doing qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgghhjjkkllzzxxccvvbbnnmm but that was once again not good enough.

John: "what the hell you doing"
You:"finding new combos"
John:"for what?"
You:"qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

i made a new one

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John:"Damn nice job"

by W6ZN5 October 10, 2021

Allsopp

The act of pouring 563 grams baking soda in your ass then adding a whole bottle of vinegar so you can feel the sensation of bubbles in your ass, this is all for sexual pleasure

I can’t wait to get off work so I can Allsopp

by I_heart_scandurraing69420 March 28, 2022

sw'alls

(pronounced swalls) conjunction of the words "sweaty" and "balls" hence sw'alls

meaning; the unfortunate realization that after working your ass off for 12 hours in an 80 degree room with no air conditioning that your balls became so sweaty that you developed a rash, and because of that rash you walk kinda funny.

The female alternative is sw'ag

guy 1: "Dude, why are you walking so funny?"

guy 2: "Shoot, I was hoping you wouldn't notice. I got a mad case of sw'alls. It hurts really bad!"

by frostbyte2009 March 5, 2011

Lesbi-alls

shapeless overalls worn by ditch-digging manly lesbians, usually accompanied with a small cat in the front pocket and a floppy hat

"omg, she came in to the store today in her lesbi-alls with the damn kitten in her pocket"

by why no money fat jesus? February 12, 2013

Tumblr Allstar

Noun: Someone whose pictures on social networking sites do not convey their actual appearance.

Kelly: Man, Bob has some cute pictures on Facebook!
Mia: Nah don't bother... total Tumblr Allstar

by NICK_HUGE_FAN August 20, 2013

stafford allstar

Kid that stays in Stafford county VA after graduating high school instead of going to college. They hangout with the kids in school to make themselves feel like they aren’t a complete failure. Male allstars try to hook up with the high school girls. Definitely smokes pac. Might have a minimum wage job but probably not. Female allstars commonly marry their high school boyfriend shortly after graduation. Will probably live in aquia harbor the rest of their lives.

S- “Jacob asked us to hangout tonight”
T- “he graduated 2 years ago and were in 11th grade, a total stafford allstar”

by TropSmooth October 30, 2018