Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Alberto

He is overacting in every situation.

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.

by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022

Alberto

Drives a fast truck

Alberto drives a really fucking fast truck

by Fstasfboi November 23, 2021

Alberto

the Leader of the Shrek fan Club hates SixSwords Drinks way too much Pepsi

Hey did you know about Alberto Holy shit that's the coolest Motherfucker in existence

by +Alberto+ December 31, 2023

Alberto

The guy who loves everything and everyone and a guy who love to say random things out of nowhere

Alberto loves yesmin

by Valtryek June 2, 2021

Den Alberto machen

Wenn man eine Person öfters versetzt obwohl man bereits zugesagt hat.

A: "Wann kommt Lucas?"
B: "Er meinte er wird in einer Stunde hier sein."
A: "Er wird bestimmt wieder den Alberto machen..."

by Scheffendi May 25, 2020

alberto ruiz

Alberto ruiz jr also reffered as mexican or a (beiner). Is a dude who will do nothing for u. Also, doesnt give a shit about nothing. This fool is funny and a little sensitive. He's always on drugs and always getting kicked out of his home.

Bruh he acting like if he was alberto ruiz

by Fuck boi berto September 6, 2016