Akash Syndrome

Stage 1: The curse of bricking every possible shot imaginable to mankind
Stage 2:Attempting layups over 1-3 players constantly and either missing or getting blocked
Stage 3: Impregnant Chloe

I just went 0-7 fuck I think I have Akash Syndrome

by Akash’s Father September 23, 2019

Akash

Someone who'd bust a nut to his best friend's model mum

Aryeman: "Yo I heard someone is simping for my mum"
Rohit: "That's so Akash bro"

by Siphon Viper April 24, 2024

Akash

Cutest boy with sexy hair...wears glasses .. often introverted around girls.
You gotta make an effort to talk to him..
also replies to your messages late sometimes even leaves u on read
a lively person to be around with

Akash attracts many girls

by Yourwellwisherhohoho December 26, 2022

AKASH

AKASH IS BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS STUNNING AND FLAWLESS, he super smart and athletic. And has a backup name called, BIG BOOTYWITHASMALLBACKK and he also goes by HARRIETTUBMAN

akash has a friend named grace who's very crazy

by Amazing,cute nice February 13, 2020

Akash

A legend but a fucking hoe

OMMG!!! ITS AN AKASH ..... GIRLS FUCK ING HATE HIM

by dtydhtb November 29, 2021

akash

Stinky overweight schizo goblin that doesn't know a screw from a nail. Another distinctive characteristic is the inability to throw a proper punch. Commonly found in western Canada.

"Darius gained 50 pounds and hasn't been showering lately. He just keeps rambling about vents."
"Wow! he's a real Akash!"

by 88k2 February 15, 2024

Akash

A very smart, intelligent, handsome man who gets all the honeys. Also if a dumb retard faggot who kissed my girlfriend. But he is also very kind and funny, and if he kisses my girlfriend again he won’t be able to walk any more

Wow look at akash he is so cool and smart I bet he kisses other peoples girlfriends

by Bighonkyclark January 8, 2022