affectionatecrazyperson

A person who shows affection to someone and talks about giving affection to that person, making it seem as though they have feelings for the person.. Meanwhile, they don't but yet they do have some feelings for them at the same time but yet they wouldn't ride them across the Pacific Ocean with them bc they're not dateable material right now but would be so totally jealous if they were to go out or flirt with anyone else

I love Matt, but hate him, but want him to myself. Am I an affectionatecrazyperson?

by weirdlady October 29, 2014

Affectionate Fonds

Someone who adores being in a romantic or sexual relationship with someone. And by your side.

A beloved boy with that girl. They're a sincere good couple. He must have affectionate fonds for her deeply.

Don't call me a fuckboy dumbass. Unlike you, affectionate fonds is what I'll give for a woman if I love her that much.

by Affectionate Fonds July 29, 2018

Affectionist

Someone who likes to show affection in either different ways, or just one.

"Hey, have you heard of that one girl down the road?"
"Yeah, she's a real affectionist. Loves to give hugs."

by Medium 20 August 31, 2020

Objectioning

When you object so many times that it drives people insane

yo i think Bob's objectioning again

by Gordon the big engine December 27, 2020

objection.lol

A website which allows you to talk as Ace Attorney characters

"Yo dude, have you used Objection.Lol before?"

by another stupid idiot on UD November 2, 2023

Shoulder Abduction

1. Occurs when the arms are raised above the head during a process such as manufacturing for a period of time. Can lead to long term health issues.

2. The feeling in the shoulder region that may result after the day of a muscle strain or accident.

Frank: How are you doing today, Jared?
Jared: Okay I guess. But my shoulder has been abducted.
Frank: What does that mean? Are you jacking with me?
Jared: Well, I was doing fine until a hallway elf tripped me and abducted my shoulder. Now I suffer from shoulder abduction.

by Windomtransportation765 December 19, 2012

ewww affection

When you are a sarcastic hoe who wants to be shown affection but you don't wanna admit it anytime someone shows you affection so you use sarcasm so you don't have to admit you like the affection.

Jorden: gimme a hug! *hugs Lilith*

Lilith: Ewww affection

Jorden: stop acting like you don't like my hugs

Lilith: I don't loser *proceeds to hug jorden back*

by 1800-hot.asf January 26, 2022