Easy access pants

Articles of clothing that are generally easy enough to get on (preferably off) that another person can slip into them at the same time.

Guy 1 "Yo I was at Samantha's house last night."
Guy 2 "You was she wearing them Easy Access pants.:
Guy 1" Nigga you know it."

by Spankbank646 January 4, 2018

Date of Access

Date when your girlfriend lets you fuck her. Also called D.O.A.

"Hey Tim, did you hear? Greg got the Date of Access yesterday with Heather!"

by SwifferWetJet February 6, 2008

absessive

To obsess to the point of absess or illness.

To worry about things not in your control and make yourself ill is clearly absessive behaviour.

by Joie D June 12, 2007

access

90s Japanese, WHAM!-esque pop band. Headed by Hiroyuki Takami, and grooves provided by Daisuke Asakura.

I would rather listen to Access than have sex.

by Melancholic June 8, 2005

abceps

your abdomen muslces

Yo his abceps be banging!

by Amanda Nev February 16, 2007

Social Accessibility Paradox

A social paradox wherein the population becomes deceived into thinking that by pressing a “like” or a “share” they are physically contributing to change when in fact nothing is changing with the exception of a further increase of awareness of that topic.

Also known as:
“Ease of accessibility paradox” - fueled by apathy, laziness & the ability to press like or share & feel as if they’ve contributed to any change.

It was due to a social accessibility paradox that important issues were never resolved as the actions of so many resolved in the inaction of all.

by Boomerboy79 July 11, 2021

Attractiveness/[Accessibility] Scale

Hotness: 1-10
Accessibility: 1-10

Take a calculator, add both scores, and divide by two. That is the offical scale for hotties

"Using the Attractiveness/Accessibility scale, Halle Berry is a 10 hotness but 0 access, and the old toothless senile grandma at the rest home is a 0 hotness but if you say you're grandpa she's a 10 accessibility. So Grandma and Halle Berry are the same!"

by Bakkaratorz September 2, 2006