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The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment

"A well regulated citizenry, being necessary to the security of a slave state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall be infringed."

It was written at the start of the Great Upheaval. It was intended to protect the state from terrorists.
The Neo-Constitution, 2nd Amendment has totally transformed liberty into slavery.
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Amendment 27

Don't Hate, appre-ciate
Diana-hey you, i hate your shirt
Kendall- your breaking amendment 27
by rumpppppppppppz August 3, 2011
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The 0.5st Amendment

The freedom to be offended by another person's first amendment rights.
Jessica saw a man on the train reading an article from a right-wing publication arguing against transgender pronouns. She reported the man to security and he was asked to leave the train because his actions had unknowingly offended Jessica. This was within her rights according to the 0.5st amendment.
by Raul (comes out at night) April 21, 2018
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28th Amendment

You can't out pizza the hut.
Me: Let's make homemade pizza.
My friend: Ok, but remember the 28th Amendment.
by getthefuckoutofmywayufuckinhoe February 27, 2020
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Recudorial Amendment

Recudorial Amendment. n. The means of technologically further delineating details pertaining to an already ,e,proa;ozomg (aka memorialized) moment in time - in a timely manner. Origin: North America. Descendant of Europe.
"Kasia. Restart the camera on my mark. I need to make a recudorial amendment... Mark." JRoth
by The Language of all the World November 21, 2010
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13th amendment

Coerced labor is right! I'm also being surveilled and harassed! I'm going to have to murder one of your kids or something because if I'm not going to get rights then I'm sure as hell not going to let your kids get them!
Hym "My 13th amendment right not to have my labor coerced labor. You're stealing my intellectual property to try and make work more than I have to uunder the auspices of some sort of obligation to society and I'm not going to do it. And manipulation? Yeah, if weaponized schizophrenia and laundering off my digital identity (that is literally and exaggeration of my actual identity under a pseudonym that is a riddle to which is the solution to my name) isn't manipulation and hiding my identification that I don't know what it is. But clearly the only solution is CHILD MURDERED. Child Murder is with good and will solve my problem immediately! Unless... Do anyone else have any other ideas that don't involve either letting them steal it, asking, working, or doing anything other than this? Because I refuse to do any of those! No? So child murder it is, I guess. If I think of something else that will result in me getting the credit and the money without having to listen to YouTube shit-heads and perform their delusional worldviews I'll let you know. But unless someone else comes up with another idea as to how I'm going to get the credit and the money and then come here to where I am to give me that credit and money I guess I'll just have to do a child murder.... Yep."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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Fifth Amendment

A phrase that is often used to describe something that was really important that can be taken away. It refers to a part of what was The United States Constitution.
"Susan remember all boys want is to take your virginity away like the fifth amendment"
"When my husband died it was like losing the fifth amendment."
"They took my son away to prison it hurt like what happened to the fifth amendment."
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