by BundyDave October 26, 2020
Get the Gerry hoppingmug. Foreshortening of the word "geriatric".
Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.
For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.
Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.
Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Used as a derogatory term when describing someone driving 5mph or more UNDER posted speed limits.
For a motorist directly behind in traffic; typically the visible backs of heads are bald, balding, large wigs, or desperately dated hair. Also often with a diminutive presence above the head rest.
Rarely signals or signals 5-40 yards before intended turn, changes lanes without prompt, and/or remains on or beyond lane lines by 1-2 inches or more.
Commonly vehicles range from 35 - 50 years, or new-4 years old. Either impeccably well maintained, or heavily sunbleached and corroded.
Example: "Sorry I'm late. I got stuck behind a Gerry for 3 miles on the way here. Nearly lost my shit, but realized if I laid on the horn, despite the size of the ears sticking out beyond the seat rest, they wouldn't hear it."
"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
"Gave a Gerry a WIDE birth, never know when the fucker was going to slam on their brakes 4ft before a freshly yellow light, or get side-swiped by oncoming traffic."
by your real name :-P September 27, 2023
Get the Gerrymug. People with the name Gerry like to follow alt right organisations and prefer to adopt a fascist ideology. They like to predominantly fart on Big Macs and then consume it. Due them extensively doing this, many have been diagnosed with health issue by the age of 14. They have a "Don't know, Don't give a FUCK" mentality and prefer not to be social. They are also a fond of Barbie Dolls and like to interact with them in lucrative ways.
by Wet Skin November 22, 2021
Get the Gerrymug. by Cafunim November 21, 2021
Get the gerrymug. 
Get the Gerrymug. Gerri is a rough woman (typically found in the south) She can be found in a all woman motorcycle club has a eagle tattoo or 3 wears fingerless gloves, drinks all day never drunk, chain smokes and rocks a short hair cut. Gerri is loyal swears a lot somehow has multiple ex boyfriends who she calls in her roledex every time she goes to jail. Everyone somehow owes Gerri a favor. She fixes cars settles domestic disputes before the cops arrive and has been in multiple or started bar fights! No one fucks with Gerri! Gerri is always at family gatherings reminding everyone “we family” even if they just met or she crashed your family reunion at the park Gerri will be back same time next year. Gerri is always in someone’s crazy story even if it’s 2 in one day at 3 different events. No one knows if Gerri works as the Fry Cook at the busted restaurant on the other end of town, owns the dive bar or manages the local trailer park. Gerri is a mystery and a statement.
She busted a bottle over Sheriff Rick’s head then pulled his engine and they hugged it out. She’s a Gerri through and through!
by SoSmokeUmz March 2, 2025
Get the Gerrimug.