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pwnage in a box

Born from the mess of a word that is "pwnage". Pwnage meaning ownage, or overall dominance over poorer players in an online game, or simply something that is really cool. Pwnage can also be used to express that somethng is really cool.

e.g. "i just got given a PC for christmas!!"
"pwnage!"

However, the term "pwnage in a box" was created simply to say that something is really, really good! Or in gaming terms, that you have just really, really, owned someone.

e.g. "i just killed a lv 100 and didnt lose any hp :-)"
"dude.... that is pwnage in a box"
Player one: "I just pwned that noob and got all his stuff"
Player two: "pwnage in a box"
by pwnerator January 7, 2007
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Ox in a Box

An awkward situation that one has been "boxed" into.

For the most severely awkward situations.
"... and when I got back to my room, they were having sex on my bed and refused to leave."
"That's supes ox in a box."
by MumbleBear March 26, 2010
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Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, Armstrong, Jareth, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, Fixter, Cooner, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.
When Joe Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.
by Yo Bro July 31, 2013
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dick in a box comeback

The opposite of "jumping the shark." This is an event that takes someone who is already over the hill and makes them cool again. Prior to his SnL appearance, Justin Timberlake was deemed uncool; after the DIAB skit, he regained some cred. Captain Kirk pulled a dick in a box comeback by doing the commercials for Price Line.
"Tom Cruise *almost* pulled off a dick in a box comeback in that last sequence of tropic thunder."
by Chuco the driver May 18, 2010
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munch a box lunch

Hey, Baby! How would you like it if I munch a box lunch?
by Guy Fontana April 27, 2007
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poop in a box

The phrase "poop in a box" is pretty random. To use the poop in a box phrase is fairly easy. You can either say it and confuse people, or the real reason why its poop in a box is because you write out poop and make a rectangle around poop, hence the phrase poop in a box...just write it down randomly, on a white board, in your room, on a sticky note, and it will totally confuse everyone. Its just supposed to make you smile when you see it.
You: What is that?
Me: Its poop in a box silly!
by Candy Heart August 6, 2009
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boy in a box

A man who has an ongoing sexual liaison with a married woman at her behest. An especially desirable arrangement for men who want the perks of a girlfriend without the worry of long term commitment.
Feel neglected? Never petted? Sister, you need to get yourself a boy in a box!

Oh Vic, sure I’d leave my husband and breed with him, but he only wants to be my boy in a box.
by gildedprincess August 8, 2007
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