Grampy's Whiskers

An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.

Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.

by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015

Alan Whickers

British slang for knickers (slacks, pants).

"Where's me Alan Whickers?"

by DoubleDownSaint November 1, 2007

cry whacker

n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.

"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."

by Lunchbox April 26, 2005

whisker biscuit

Female genitalia

I bet you she's got a damn good-lookin whisker biscuit when she takes those little panties off.

by Claude Henry Smoot November 27, 2002

Talley whacker

Eastern Virginia Slang for penis

This girl at the club was all on my Talley Whacker!

by GorrilaVich June 27, 2008

split the whisker

a chick taking a piss.

nora likes to split the whisker after a few pints of snakebite.

by nigelnomates September 20, 2007

whacker

Anyone who amasses a collection of amber or white flashing strobe lights for their vehicle so they can pretend they are important. This may also be accompanied by an antenna or black rims. Whackers are a problem because they dilute the already fragile emergency signal, which is used to serve communities by police, and fire/rescue services.

Stupid Whore "Danny is that the police, shouldn't we pull over."
Me "Nah, is just a whacker, I'll throw on my red strobes from the VFD and scare him off. Then give me a BJ."
Stupid Whore "Alright!!"

by foreigncarssuck January 14, 2008