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Weenie Arm 

1. A hand job.

2. Reference to one’s preferred hand/arm to masturbate with.

3. An insult referring to someone as a real jack off or one who jerks off others for money or personal gain to make themselves important or useful.
1. Rachel pulled the car back behind the Safeway loading dock and gave me a vigorous weenie arm till I busted on her console.

2. I can’t wait to get home tonight. I got a date with my weenie arm. Which do you prefer? Always a righty braaaaahhhh.

3. The new assistant is no doubt the principal’s new weenie arm.
Weenie Arm by Dick Onchin May 10, 2020
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Weenie Wedgie Man

A game invented in the Mid-90s by two brothers.

The game goes as followed:
-Both participants have to be in their underwear
-One participant then wraps themselves inside a blanket as tightly as they can
-The other participant then has to, by any means necessary, get them out of the blankets to give them a wedgie
Andre- “Yo Caesar I’m bored bro
Caesar- “Wanna play Weenie Wedgie Man?”
Andre- “Fuck yea”

Weenie Babies

Institutional investors who panic sell at the first sign of a market downtrend
The Hedge Fund weenie babies are shorting the market again
Weenie Babies by Dragan1979 May 6, 2021

weenie row 

A reference to the limited, coveted row of cells on the second tier of a prison housing unit from which the inmate occupants can ogle the genitals of men from the waist down as they shower.
I’ve been trying to get celled on weenie row for over two years now, the view is just simply divine!
weenie row by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2019

weenie hut general

when pussies get hurt they go here to get their booboos fixed.
Child, "mommy i got a booboo! come kiss it!"
Mom, "looks like youre going to visit the weenie hut general

weenie head 

A person that is being difficult to communicate and/or interact with, purposely, just to be a dick.
Every time I try to relax and chill, my homeboy starts acting like a weenie head.
weenie head by ASAP SawyerSauce January 18, 2018
It's a way to playfully insult someone by saying their stomach sticks out more than their penis (weenie) does.
Guy#1 Man you got a "weenie do"!!!
Guy #2 What's that?
Guy #1 Dog, your stomach stick out more than your "weenie do"
weenie do by Boo & Brasen March 15, 2009